Texan Golf (same as normal golf...just add Rum & Coke)

had an invite from my good buddy Randi to play golf at her fathers country club...so with 5 hours sleep, and still certain amounts of beer inside me i hacked my around...its been 18 months since i last place. certain things about golf in Texas: 1. they use buggies (karts, as 'buggies' seemed to be a comical word apparently) to go 10 yards...seriously, if the ball is 10 yards away they drive to it...i was frowned upon for walking...seriously. 2. drinking alcohol is part of the game, and rum n coke the choice drink. 3. there were many many more 'senior' ladies who were pretty good, which leas to the conclusion that that is ALL they do all day. 4. they dont shout 'you da man' as often as you'd imagine. great (if not long) day.