Me

My arms about to fall off.

Actually, i did 'crash', but was the crappiest crash ever. Well, id bought proper mountain biking shoes, the ones that actually clip onto your pedal, so like a snowboard, you are attached to the bike (or snowboard)You detach by twisting your foot a certain way. Now, this was my first time wearing them and i kept forgetting. So id ride up to people in the car park, stop, panic and wonder why i couldnt put my foot down, then as i am about 45 degrees to the ground, remember, and just get my foot out. However, when you are hurtling down a mountain, and you reach a tight bend, and need to slow/stop...well, i forgot again, i came to a stop, and slowly, ever so slowly, i began to topple...i forgot/panicked, and after 45 degrees and my feet were still attached to the bike, i resigned myself to the fact that i was about to hit the ground. It was like the old blind man from the simpsons, when he says 'over i go'. it was pathetic, not a cool crash at all. Gutted