Things Wot 'Appened Today

1. didnt sleep a wink last night - feel rough
2. have terrible cold (flying = colds...they should test people for colds before they let them on aeroplanes...never mind alcohol) - felt really rough all day
3 i look like a ruddy great tomato (sunburn)
4. my office (my very own office!) has a great view
5. i took possession of the ugliest car in the world....cannot even describe how completely unabashedly ugly this thing is...need to change it
6. i went to see 3 apartments
7. i fell in love with the most unbelievable apartment i have ever seen. right in the absolute centre of oslo, the most beautiful place ever ever ever....problem is, another guy went to see it today and also wants it...find out tomorrow if i get it or not...thing is, after seeing this place, i dont want anywhere else...total love at first sight....ooooohh i must have it...i must i must i must!!!
8. oh yeah, there was a big pot plant/flowers on my desk this morning...so i started taking the mickey out of them, thinking they were left by the person who had my office before me, when i asked 'why i hadnt unwrapped them' yet, i laughed and made some aweful joke....turns out they were a welcome present to me from the company...oops...good job i look like a tomato already...